Post Call

Soooo I'm post call today. Having breakfast. Probably gotta go back to work soon (yes, that's my life).



Anyway. I'm writing this because well, a) I haven't been writing at all and I miss it, and b) even my Dad, who was very much against me writing in the first place, is encouraging me to write to blow off steam. See, trouble is, I have been blowing off steam. With Steam.

Steam.

See, the past year and change I have not been doing much. Mostly gaming.

Not my game, I just can't screenshot for some reason.

And porning.

No, not actual porn but, well, close.

Sometimes both at once!

One hand on the keyboard, the other on the...mouse.

Oh don't look at me like that, you know how it is. First you start out downloading billboard and poster mods, then you download clothing and armor mods, and then you find out certain armors require certain modded body types and before you know it you're in the middle of the Mojave Wasteland trying to beat off a deathclaw in your birthday suit so it doesn't eat your ass. And yes, you read that right.

Well okay I have been doing some academic reading. Sometimes. Sometimes meaning, whenever my big boss has just told me he's going to VIVA my ass sometime in the next month and he's very busy so he has no exact date so I better be ready at any point in time in case he calls me except its almost been a month and he hasn't called me. Cue mental images of me in a white tank top and Daisy Dukes singing Call Me Maybe while my big boss (who does look a bit like PSY now that I think about it, it must be the hair) Gangnam Styles his way away from my Carly Ray Jepsen ass.

WHY NO, THE PHRASE CARLY RAE JEPSEN ASS WAS PUT IN NATURALLY AND NOT IN ANY WAY MEANT TO DRAW TRAFFIC TO MY BLOG, WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING

So here I am attempting to write stuff! Again. So I kind of thought about it and now here I am, accepting mediocrity in my life. Ho Hum. Back to work.

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