Tuesday, July 26, 2011

MY BOOK CAME IN THE MAIL, I CAME TOO

ALL CAPS POST WARNING!!!!!

COME HOME FROM GYM, FIND AMAZON BOX

GET OVEREXCITED, RIP OPEN PACKAGING

FIND COPY OF A DANCE WITH DRAGONS

FREAK THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD ARRIVE THIS EARLY

PINCH SELF TO SEE IF DREAMING

NOT DREAMING

HOLLER BATTLECRY IN DINING ROOM, MAID FREAKS THE FUCK OUT, CALLS POLICE

REASSURE COPS I'M NOT NUTS, JUST OVEREXCITED

SNAP THIS PICTURE

ZOMGWTFOHGODFAPFAPFAPFAP

IMMEDIATELY START READING

p/s: I apologise for that, but I was seriously that excited.

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